Dwayne "The Rock"Johnson and Girlfriend Expecting First Child

Well, if you know me at all you know that I'm sad about this news. Since the 8th grade I've been stanning for Dwayne.
Since then I have been hoping we'd cross paths one day and you know, get married and start our life together.
But that's neither here nor there.
US Weekly confirms the former wrassler and his girlfriend of 9 years are expecting their first child together. Johnson already has a 14 year old daughter, Simone Alexandra, with ex-wife Dany Garcia.
“They are so excited!” the insider tells Us of Johnson and Hashian.
Hashian is a singer and songwriter.
I didn't realize he and Hashian have been together for 9 years, because he divorced from Garcia back in 2007.
The math doesn't add up, Dwayne.
Either way, congratulations to the happy couple.
I'll just be over here eating my feelings.