Irrelevant Celebrities: Jessica Simpson is Pregnant

Poor J. Simpson, Kim Kardashian took the spotlight away from her announcement that she's expecting.
The popstar/designer took to her website to break the news, but I'm sure....only like 100 people saw it on her page, so she tweeted it.

"It's true, I'm going to be a mummy!"
-Jessica Simpson, on her website.

According to various bloggers and gossip columnists the news has been known for weeks...but since not one media outlet wanted to drop $500k for the exclusive interview....Simpson decided to let us all in the know for free.
Damn, when is Papa Joe gonna just give it up!? Noone's cared about Jessica since 2005.
Sidenote: Interesting how this broad waited to have sex until marriage....only to have a love-child years later.

Kim K. Files for Divorce After Two Months of Marriage

Gossip columns, blogs, TMZ and Perez Hilton have all reported it this morning.....Kim Kardashian has filed for divorce after her over-the-top wedding to D-List baller, Kris Humphries.....It was like we were all Punk'd.

"After careful consideration, I have decided to end my marriage," Kim explained in a statement to E! News. "I hope everyone understands this was not an easy decision. I had hoped this marriage was forever but sometimes things don't work out as planned. We remain friends and wish each other the best."
-Kim Kardashian

TMZ reports:

After just 72 days of marriage, reality star Kim Kardashian is filing for divorce from NBA player Kris Humphries this morning,. Kardashian is not seeking an annulment and will cite "irreconcilable differences" as the reason for divorce. The separation date will be listed as today.

Sources close to Kardashian are confirming the story. Ryan Seacrest, who is an executive producer of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians," tweeted minutes ago, "Yes @kimkardashian is filing for divorce this morning. I touched base with her, getting a statement in just a few mins." Giuliana Rancic of E! News added, "It is true. Kim Kardashian filing for divorce. The exclusive details tonight on @enews at 7 and 1130pm."
We all knew this was going to happen sooner rather than later. I just wish I would've put some money down in Vegas on it.

Seriously, they've only been dating for less than a year....if you watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians the guy seems like a total douchebag....and Kimmy just wanted to get married and top little sister, Khloe....well....at least that's what I think.

And besides...Kris Humphries is a nobody.
Also, isn't it convenient she didn't take Humphries' last name. hmmmm.

I didn't blog about the wedding in the first place because I felt it was fake. I have a love-hate relationship with the Kardashians. I love Kourtney & Khloe. I love Kim's sense of style and think all three of them are beautiful....but the family's lack of tact and constant need for attention is really getting old.

My coworker calls Kardashian the new Bernie Madoff...I'm sure Reggie Bush is glad he dodged that bullet.

Throwback Monday

Happy Halloween!!!

Bey has a Female Bun in the Oven

Photo: therundown.tv

In Touch is reporting Beyonce and Jay-Z are expecting a girl this coming Febuary!

You know that little girl is going to be SO flossy!

The In Touch source says: “Beyoncé is thrilled she’s having a daughter,” their source claims. “She and her mother are so close, and she’s wanted to have that relationship with her own child.”

Throwback Monday (on a Tuesday!)

Okay, so I'm a day late. Only because I was enjoying my weekend with Minnie, Mickey, Ariel, Goofy, Daisy and Indiana Jones.
 I was in Disneyland, if you guys didn't get it.

But here's this week's throwback.
Better late than never!

RiRi's "Found Love"

So, is it me or does Ri Ri's love interest in the music video look a lot like C. Breezy?
Coincidentally, she and her on-screen lover get into a heated argument in the car.....hmmmm.....innneresting.

This video is a trip though.....it almost got my dizzy.

Nicki Minaj Debuts New "Alter Ego"

Let's see there's: Nicki Minaj, Nicki Lewinsky, Nicki the "Harajuku Barbie", Roman Zolanski, Martha Zolanski...then there's Rrrrrosa, Nicki Theresa and now.....the FemaleWeezy F. Baby?!
Hold up.....I thought Nicki was ALREADY the female Weezy

Throwback Monday

"I'm representin' for the gangstas all across the world..."

New Drake

We're going to have to wait a month until Drake's sophmore CD drops...but the singles from the album are hot! I was getting a little tired of Headlines but it's almost like Drake was in my mind because today I heard Make Me Proud ft. Nicki Minaj and I'm in love with it!

The thing I ♥ about Drizzy are his songs about strong, educated, independent women. It's refreshing to hear a hot artist rep the good girls for once! Girls who are respectful, but still got it going on!
For example:
Sound so smart like you graduated college
Like you went to Yale but you probably went to Howard
Knowing you, weekend in Miami tryna study by the pool
Couple things due but you always get it done.


I'm getting really excited for the release of Take Care, which I was a little hesitant about because his last album was hot.

The Game Turns in His "Player Card"

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Rapper, The Game, proposed to his longtime girlfriend Tiffany Cambridge on wednesday. Cambridge is the mother of Game's two youngest children and the pair have been together for seven years.
Thanks for making an honest woman of her, finally!

Game, who has instigated feuds with 50 Cent and Jay-Z, arranged to surprise his school teacher girlfriend at her job, Frank D. Parent Elementary School in Inglewood, California.

The principal staged an emergency staff meeting after school. When Cambridge walked in she was greeted by the rapper, their two children, their bishop, co-workers, and media.

According to MTV, the Game got down on one knee and said, "I just wanted to ask you: Would you marry me?"

I think this proposal is cute and everything....

............but Game could've asked his lady in a more romantic way..

.................................just sayin'.

Throwback Monday

Unfortunately there's no music video for this week's throwback...
But this song brings back so many memories of going to lame 18 and under clubs thinking I was a member of Laguna Beach.
..............Yeah, I just took it there.

MoneyBall

Being a baseball fan and an Around the Bay Gal, I had to see Brad Pitt and Jonah Hill's new movie Moneyball.

It was my duty as a Baydestrian!

What was cool about this movie was that a lot of my friends and family (my little sister) were extras during the homegame scenes at the Coliseum.

Not only was it great to see a huge movie represent my favorite baseball team starring A-List actors, but it was interesting to learn the economics behind baseball: trading players, salary negotiations, etc.

I vaguely remember the A's winning streak back in '02, so it was good to learn that bit of Oakland A's history and how Billy Beane basically changed baseball.

If you're wondering why I love the A's more than the recent World Series Champs, the S.F. Giants...it's because my VERY first baseball game (when I was just an Around the Baby Baby) was at the 1988 World Series when the A's played the Dodgers.

How cool is that?!

Beyonce's "Countdown" Full Version

Here it is!
In full!

Beyonce channeled Miss Audrey Hepburn.

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs 1955- 2011

A true visionary....he's the epitome of what can be done if you follow your dreams.

"There may be no greater tribute to Steve’s success than the fact that much of the world learned of his passing on a device he invented."
    -President Obama



 "Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life...have the courage to follow your heart and intuition.”
     -Steve Jobs

Beyonce's "Countdown" Teaser

This is one of my favorite songs on 4 and I'm glad it's her next single. I love the 60's, That Girl, vibe.

Throwback Monday

"Something about the West Coast......
.......Shhhhh......don't tell nobody."