I'm sure I'm one of the very FEW people who tuned in to watch the continuing reality train-wreck that is
The Hills.
Who am I kidding? I know there were plenty of people who tuned in to watch this guilty pleasure, because hey....we can't help it!
This season's opener began with future-cat lady-wannabe Heidi Montag-Pratt unveiling her new face to her family in Colorado.
Okay, MTV like we haven't seen it yet! If you haven't...and you were surprised by the unveiling on last Monday's season premiere then you have been living under a rock!
The first scene builds up anticipation with cameras showing old photos of Heidi pre-op at her mom's house.
Then...dun....dun....duuuuunn.....her mom sees her precious baby with super-arched brows, a chin that can barely move and breasts the size of basketballs!
Montag-Pratt asks her mom what she thinks about it....her mom basically says she doesn't like it.
Way to go! It's not like your daughter can return her products after 30 days with a receipt! LOL! I thought it was hilarious!
Anyway, the cameras go from snowy CO. to hot and sexy Miami where the other rejects (
ie: Kristin, Audrina, Lo, Stephanie, Brody and Frankie) are partying.
The girls plan to have a girls-weekend and Kristin basically gets jealous that Audrina and Brody are flirting and the next night...instead of wasting a perfectly fun weekend of clubbing by hanging out with the girls....Kristen decides to ditch the rejects and goes out with that random bartender-chich that caused drama between Heidi and Spencer two seasons ago.
Audrina, Lo and Stephanie are a little butt-hurt that Kristin ditches them and then proceeds to have a mini-intervention with Kristin on her hardcore-partying ways and that there are rumors circulating about her being on drugs.
Seriously, can this show get ANYMORE scripted?
Could it be anymore obvious that these girls went on the vacay because they HAD to for the episode...not because they actually wanted to hang out and bond?
Before I used to believe it was an actual reality show, not it's pathetic! Kristin is a fame-whore that needs to get a job (one that doesn't involve TV)....actually ALL of them on the show need to just get jobs elsewhere!
Lo has gotten rather annoying since her days on Laguna Beach. She used to be my favorite on that show...now it just seems like she's mooching off Lauren Conrad.
Hats-off to L.C. moving on! (Yes, I still call Lauren Conrad, L.C.)
She's probably laughing at all of these rejects who thought they could make it on the show without her.
Who knows what else this show will bring. I seriously LAUGHED OUT LOUD when MTV teased the upcoming episodes portraying Spencer as psychotic and a possible wife-beater.
What will they come up with next?
Only time will tell!
