He'd "Rather Be Pushing Flowers...Than to be in the Pen Sharing Showers...."

A famous line from Weezy's 2008 hit "A Mili".

It's funny that Mr. Dwayne Carter will soon enough be in jail. But don't cry yet!

Lil' Wayne was supposed to be sentenced today in a weapons case was postponed until March 2nd so he could have dental surgery. Whew, that was a close one!

I guess you got to do what you got to do to stay out of the big house!

Weezy F. Baby said it best in "How You Like Me Now" when he said:
        "I got a grill, I don't got to get my tooth fixed . The tooth fairy would retire if I lose it."

Supposedly Wayne was going to have this dental work done on Friday, but couldn't. So, today was the day! His lawyer didn't disclose what the dental work was, but said "it is a medical situation that, like (it would for) any of us has to be addressed.

That sounds like a filling to me! Or, maybe a routine cleaning?


Wayne's plea deal calls for a one year term in a city jail, but it could be reduced to 8 months if he behaves.
People Magazine says "he pleaded guilty in October to a charge of attempted criminal possession of a weapon, admitting he illegally had a loaded .40-caliber semiautomatic gun on his tour bus in July 2007. Police found the weapon when they stopped the bus after a Manhattan concert.


However....legal trouble isn't over for him....

Wayne is set to go to trial towards the end of March on  felony drug possession and weapons charges in Yuma County, AZ. On January 2008 he was arrested at a U.S. Border Patrol checkpoint, where
authorities say they found cocaine, Ecstasy and a handgun on his tour bus.

Oh dear!

Well, we know this experience (Or shall I say these experiences) will give Weezy more material when he becomes a free man! I'm sure we could all look forward to that album!